(Bongsunga School)
Hello! I'm the teacher of Bongsunga School.
I'm Kim Daehui.
Who wants to talk first today?
Put your hands up in the air!
DJ Mix time!
Hello, teacher.
I mix everything. I'm DJ Mix Sejin.
Alright, Mix Sejin.
Teacher, I made some tea at home
to be classy.
I added herbs, cinnamon
and oligosaccharide.
So I mixed those three things!
DJ Mix, drop the beat!
Herbs, cinnamon, oligosaccharide...
Cinnamon, herbs, oligosaccharide!
Cin-her-oligo!
Classy and then, cin-her-oligo!
Everyone!
Cin-her-oligo!
- Teacher. / - Yeah?
There's a weird guy at work.
He has rage issues and he's a terrible boss.
Alright.
- He's so disagreeable. / - Oh, really?
So I mixed those three things!
DJ Mix, drop the beat!
Rage, bad boss, disagreeable...
Bad boss, rage, disagreeable!
Bad-rage-dis.
This is bad-rage-dis!
Oh, come on!
This is actually my shirt.
Sejin.
Stick to the script.
Cin-her-oligo!
Fooled you!
Cin-her-oligo!
This has been DJ Mix Sejin!
Good job, Mix Sejin.
Who wants to talk next?
Hello, teacher!
Hello, I'm Mr. Toto.
What brings you here, Mr. Toto?
Who made this?
Who came up with selfies?
What's wrong with selfies?
I can't stop taking them.
I'll make sure I look nice.
Make it nice.
I look so ugly!
I'll try burst mode this time!
The lighting looks off.
Not a good background.
Why do all these photos look terrible?
Because of my face!
This won't do.
I'll keep taking them until I get a good one!
I took some in the bathroom!
I took some while eating!
I took some at the hospital!
I even took some at a funeral!
Come on. Don't take selfies at a funeral.
I'm a selfie addict.
I need to stop.
But!
They came out with a selfie app!
Let me just take one last selfie.
I took 100 selfies!
Who came up with selfies?
Go sit down.
I'll be back again next time.
Who wants to talk next?
Me!
♪ Yamsaeng, Yamsaeng ♪
♪ I am Yamsaeng, Yamsaeng ♪
Hello, teacher.
I'm the mild-mannered model student, Yamsaeng.
Why are you so noisy? Would you be quiet?
Zip!
What is it?
Teacher, I did a good deed,
so I want to be complimented.
What did you do?
On the way to school today, I saw an old lady
carrying heavy loads in each hand.
So you helped her carry her things?
- I cheered for her. / - Huh?
Be strong! Be strong!
Don't give up, ma'am!
Hey, you brat!
If you see the elderly carrying something heavy,
you should help them carry it.
And give up your seats to the elderly
when you're on public transit.
- I'm sorry. I was short-sighted. / - Yeah.
Guys, I want you all to stand.
Give up your seat to the old man.
What?
You can sit down now, sir!
- Would you be quiet? / - Zip!
What's with you, Yamsaeng?
You didn't used to be like this.
Teacher...
Things aren't so good with my peers.
It's my birthday today,
so I hope a lot of people come to my party.
But I don't think they will.
Yamsaeng...
It's not about how many people show up.
It's about spending time with precious people.
That's what's important.
- Really? / - Of course.
I'll make sure I'm there too.
Only precious people are invited.
What?
- Bye-bye. / - Go sit down, you brat!
This has been Yamsaeng!
Alright, Yamsaeng.
Next is the cool CD!
♪ If only... Could ♪
♪ See... Once ♪
♪ Even if... Everything ♪
It's fine.
I'm going to fill-in for G-Dragon's absence.
I'm C-Dragon or CD.
How are you going to fill-in for G-Dragon?
What are you doing?
This is totally swag.
I'm going to be a student teacher.
I'll totally have swag as a student teacher.
What will you do as a student teacher?
Hi, kids!
I'm your new student swag-teacher.
Our first class is English.
Your pronunciation will be as swag
as a native speaker.
♪ A, B, C-Dragon ♪
♪ E, F, GD's ♪ absence will be filled by me.
I'll totally have swag during class.
And I'll shoot a commercial with this chalk.
What kind of commercial?
I'll teach you what's important with this chalk.
Underline-swag!
And highlight ♪ Bang, bang, bang ♪
Hey, why aren't you taking notes?
That's why your scores are...
♪ Zeroes, zeroes, zeroes ♪
If you want to take my class ♪ Follow, follow me ♪
Alright.
Good job, CD.
The next is the proud Korean! Kim Seongwon!
Hello.
I love Hangeul and I'll never speak English.
I'm Kim Seongwon.
You'd better not speak English today.
So, what will you talk about?
Today, I'll talk about the various cups...
- We use in everyday life. / - Cups.
There are shot glasses.
- For drinking liquor. / - Right.
- Teacups. / - Right.
And this bathtub cup.
Why is that a bathtub cup?
If you add hot water,
you can see the steam.
It's a hot tub.
Do you bathe in there?
Sure. Even this green tea bag is bathing.
Don't be ridiculous.
Everyone here calls it something else.
What is it?
A bathtub cup.
- Just say it. / - No.
You know this.
- Don't say it! / - Seongwon!
- No! / - Don't!
- Don't say it, Seongwon! / - Don't!
- No! / - No!
Mug!
M-U-G! Mug!
- Original coffee mug. / - Yes!
Handcrafted barista temperature control
ceramic mug.
Turtle neck-mug.
Mug-food alley.
Public bath-mug.
Sweet and sour pork.
What about it?
Dump-mug or dip-mug.
Yoo Minsang's everyday life.
What does he do?
Mug-eat and mug-sleep.
That's enough! Class is over!
Until the entire world loves Gag Concert
and Hangeul...
Bye-bye!
(How Awkward 1)
Look at her.
She definitely got her eyes done and her nose...
It's a total overhaul.
Who wouldn't look pretty with all that work done?
How awkward.
Here's an example.
- What? / - I said you're pretty.
Dear, we've already been married for 30 years.
I promised that
you'd never have to work if you married me.
I'm sorry for putting you through so much.
Here. It's for you.
My goodness!
How awkward.
He got me rubber gloves.
Are you insane? I shouldn't have got my hopes up.
Geez...
- Oh! Did you hear? / - What?
Everyone's saying that the woman next door
is having an affair with a neighbor!
How awkward.
That's me!
All cheaters deserved to be punished!
Yeah!
Let's go inside.
Hey! Do you know what time it is right now?
How awkward. I'm a robber.
- How awkward. / - How awkward.
(Used Goods)
I posted my phone on the used goods site.
Someone should call.
Oh, a phone call.
Hello?
- Hello? / - Yes?
I'm calling from the post I saw on used goods site.
Oh, yes.
Are you really selling a cell phone for $100?
Yes, it's $100.
It's a great deal.
- Question. / - Yes?
How's the cell phone camera?
It's great. It's 20 megapixels.
It takes amazing photos.
- Really? / - Yes.
I don't take photos.
Can I have it without the camera for $50?
What? How would I remove the camera?
Question.
How are the touch functions on the cell phone?
Great. Just put your hand near it and it'll react.
- Really? / - Yes.
Will it still work with a back-scratcher?
Come on... Why would you bring that up?
Have you lost your mind, buddy?
What if I find my mind?
Can I have the phone for $50?
Geez...
If this is a prank call, I'm hanging up.
What's wrong with that guy?
- Hello? / - What is it? What is it?
I'm sorry, I was short-sighted.
I've been scammed a few times
on used goods sites.
What kind of scam?
I tried to buy an Apple phone 5,
and they actually sent me 5 apples.
I didn't do that to you.
If you don't trust me, let's do this face to face.
- Really? Should we meet up? / - Fine.
Where do you live?
Andong.
- Andong? Awesome! / - Yes.
Do you give discounts to Andong Kims?
In that case, I'll give you a discount.
Nothing big. I'll knock off $10.
Are you really an Andong Kim?
My surname is Jang.
Oh, come on!
Why would you ask about Andong Kims then?
I was going to change my surname for the discount.
You'd change your name to save $10?
I won't change my name. Just give me the discount.
This guy is really getting me heated.
You're heated?
Can I get the phone for $50
if I help you cool off?
Geez...
Look here.
I'll sell it to you for $90.
Take it or leave it.
$90? Okay! I'll buy it!
- So you'll buy it? / - Yes.
- Question. / - What is it now?
Can I pay 3 monthly payments of $30?
3 monthly payments?
Sure, no problem.
But I'll send you a third of the phone at a time.
Alright?
I'm sorry, I'll just pay the lump sum.
Please give me your account number.
Gag Bank 123456.
I just wired you the money.
Alright, I got it.
Transaction complete. I'll send you the phone.
Thank you.
Geez...
Delivery.
Yeah! I made some money.
Time to buy a gaming console.
Hey! I've been looking for this.
Let me call this person.
Hello?
Hello.
Are you selling the gaming console for $170?
Yes, that's me!
I'd like to purchase...
Huh?
You sound like the guy that bought my cell phone.
Oh, I guess you're right!
What a coincidence!
So the thing is...
You're charging $20 more than the market value.
How about knocking off $20
and selling it to me for $150?
Of course! This is such a coincidence.
Really? Thank you so much!
But no joysticks.
Oh, come on!
How can I play the games without joysticks?
Of course you can play them.
How?
Just give me $20 more.
How could you do this to me?
I gave you a discount for the cell phone earlier.
I'll just hang up on you then.
Hold on, hold on.
Fine, fine.
Does the gaming console have any minor defects?
No minor defects at all.
Really?
But there's a major defect.
Then how am I supposed to play games on it?
Oh, it's all fixed. Don't worry.
There's even time left on the warranty.
Really?
How much time is left?
It ends today.
Then I can't get it replaced!
That's why you should buy it today.
Geez...
Let's do this then.
We'll meet face to face. I'll go to you.
Can you knock off $10 since I have to travel?
No, I'll go to you. Just give me the $10.
Forget it, forget it.
Forget that. Just have it delivered to me.
But let's do 2 monthly payments.
2 monthly payments? Sure.
- We can do that. / - Okay.
- Here's my bank account number. / - Alright.
- Gag Bank 123 dash... / - Gag Bank 123 dash...
What about the other numbers?
You're paying in installments.
I'll give you the other numbers next month.
- Oh, come on! / - Bye.
(Let's Do This)
- Chief Lee. / - Yes.
How's the commercial going for our
Moist Ion Drink?
Manager Jeong has the commercial ready.
- Let's go. / - Let's... Let's go see it.
Mr. Advertiser! Hello!
I worked very hard on this ion drink commercial.
Of course you should work hard on it.
You're using my money.
Let's see it.
Let's take a look.
You villain!
I'm so thirsty.
Superman, drink this.
- When you're thirsty... Moist Ion Drink! / - Ion Drink!
How's that?
I put a lot of work into this commercial.
I'll put a lot of work into beating you up.
You call that a commercial?
That's the same song our competitor uses.
How could you copy it?
Change it up so it can be a big hit!
Oh, change it up so it'll be a hit?
I can do that. Let's watch.
I'm so thirsty.
Help me, Superman!
When you're thirsty... Moist Ion Drink.
That's going to be a big hit!
I think so too.
I think I'm going to hit you.
Why did you have the girl get hit in the head?
Forget that commercial.
Make it bold.
I can make it bold. Let's watch.
I'm so thirsty.
Do you want to play a game?
Let's play a game.
Let's play it later.
Wow...
Satisfied?
Get over here.
Get over here, get over here.
You call that a commercial?
Forget that idea.
The international market.
Far away...
Make one for the international market.
- Enter the international market! / - Yeah.
I can do that. Let's watch.
Nice to meet you.
I'm the lonely gourmand, Shibasaki Yumi.
I don't have friends.
I mostly keep to myself.
Listening to other people talk
is super-duper frustrating.
I talked a bit too much today.
My chest feels really tight.
So I bought this.
Moist Ion Drink.
The size sure is small.
It's as big as my face.
Let's shut our mouth and drink some.
Twist, lift and drink.
Wow, this really quenched my thirst.
I feel great now.
Take off your noise and make some undies!
Moist Ion Drink.
I heard something about undies.
I didn't understand a thing.
There's no language like that.
Who would understand that?
Sir, I could understand it just fine.
No, no.
You won't be fine once I'm done with you.
Hey, hey, hey!
Don't make commercials like this.
Make a commercial that
people of all ages will like.
A commercial that everyone will love.
I can do that. Let's watch.
(Animal trainer, Kang Hyeonguk)
Hello, I'm a dog trainer, Kang Hyeonguk.
What is the problem with today's dog?
Poppy!
Poppy, sit.
Poppy, shake.
Good boy.
Even dogs like Moist Ion Drink.
Hey.
Why would a dog be drinking the ion drink?
I'm going to feed you two to my dogs.
- Want me to? / - No! No!
Stay.
I can't take it anymore!
Don't make commercials like this.
A commercial needs to reach the people.
- Oh, a commercial that reaches people? / - Yeah!
I can do that. Let's watch!
I'm here to see Kang Hyeonguk,
the greatest dog trainer.
But I have no idea where he is right now.
Kang Hyeonguk can't be recognized
unless he's with a dog.
Let's ask him how he trains dogs.
Rather than yell at your dog for a mistake,
it's better to teach them
through encouragement and compliments.
Let me show you.
Shibong.
Her name is Shibong.
Sit.
Stand.
Good girl!
After making the dog do his biddings,
all he said in return was "Good girl."
He's definitely done this before.
You know, Yumi.
You're very pretty in person.
But Hyeonguk always says the right things.
Let's ask him what the hardest thing
about his job is.
It can get hard at times,
but I'm always happier when I'm around dogs.
Are you thirsty?
Want some water?
Have some of this.
Hyeonguk claims he's happier around dogs,
yet he gave the dog tap water
as he shamelessly drank a beverage.
I'm dog-tired now, so I'll be signing off.
This has been Reporter Kang Yumi.
Moist Ion Drink!
You call that a commercial?
I'm not doing this commercial. This is over!
Sir!
- It's over! / - Hold it.
I haven't been in a commercial in forever.
Who are you to end the commercial?
You can't do this to me!
- Blocking, blocking. / - Hey!
- Forget the blocking? / - Blocking.
- Blocking, blocking. / - Enough with the blocking!
(How Awkward 2)
- Hello, doctor. / - Hi.
Hey! He's unconscious!
He lost consciousness! What have you been doing?
How awkward.
He's been anesthetized.
He's been anesthetized for a colonoscopy.
- Really? / - Yes.
- An emergency patient! / - An emergency!
- Prepare the defibrillator! / - Yes!
Are you the mother? Please wait outside!
How awkward.
I'm the girlfriend.
I'm his girlfriend!
What? Just wait outside for now!
Here you go.
100 volts! Clear!
200 volts! Clear!
How awkward.
It's unplugged.
How awkward.
I just went with it since he was trying so hard.
I think he's been stabilized now.
But that took a lot out of him.
- Give him an IV. / - Okay.
Doctor, I can't find his vein.
Get your head on straight!
I'm sorry.
All done.
How awkward.
I put it in my own arm.
- How awkward. / - How awkward.
(Refreshing Statements)
Lady!
Get out here, lady!
What's all the noise?
Why are you causing such a ruckus?
This is inappropriate.
Lady, listen to me before I start cussing.
My boy came home with his face all bloody.
Do you know how shocked I was?
I didn't even ask him who did it.
Why? Because it's obvious.
Everyone in this neighborhood knows
that your girl has a foul temper.
What will you do about my boy's face?
It looks like a total mess.
Your boy's face always looks like a mess.
Do you have proof that my girl did it?
Even if my girl did that to him,
how strong could a girl be?
My girl wouldn't do that for no reason.
Your boy is the problem.
Did you know he follows her around all the time?
He's always showing up in front of our place!
He's always following her around.
Is he a stalker?
I know my girl is pretty since she takes after me,
but this isn't right!
Lady, have you been living without a mirror?
You really don't know yourself.
Do you want to meet Socrates?
My boy doesn't follow your kid around.
He's tall and handsome just like me.
Your girl keeps hitting on him.
Do you know what your girl
did to my boy's face?
This is grievous bodily harm.
Do you know how serious that is?
According to criminal law article 258,
if you threaten someone's life,
cause disability
or an incurable disease,
you can be imprisoned for 1 to 10 years.
Got that?
Geez...
Mister, do you want to throw down with me?
Your boy keeps sneaking into my house
when I'm not home.
That's trespassing. Ever heard of it?
According to criminal law article 319,
if you enter a building, ship, plane or occupied ward
that's lived in or managed by someone else,
you can be imprisoned for up to 3 years
or be fined $5,000.
Do you want to handle this legally?
No, I'd rather head-butt you.
Hold your head still.
I came for an apology, but you're making me mad.
Get your girl out here
and make her apologize to my boy.
My girl should be apologized to!
Bring your boy out!
Fine, let's see if you can talk like that
after you see my boy's face.
Mina, get out here!
Janggun, get out here! Janggun, come on.
- Come here. / - I can't believe this...
Come here, Janggun.
- Mina. / - There's my Janggun!
Janggun.
My little Mina. There, there.
See? See?
Janggun has been scarred.
Look how depressed and down he looks.
He's frowning right now!
Your dog always looks sad!
Don't be ridiculous!
Look at my baby.
Look how she's trembling.
Let's get you back inside, Mina. Mommy loves you.
- I love you too, Janggun. / - Go back inside.
Go back inside.
Are you okay, Janggun? You can go inside now.
I'll handle things here. Go ahead.
I'm too scared to let my girl outside
with a dog like that lurking around!
If you're going to leave your door open,
put him on a leash!
He's all over the place
because you don't put him on a leash!
And it's not just that,
he always poops in front of my place!
That stack of poop was as high as the Eiffel Tower!
It's because your dog keeps barking so loudly.
My dog just built a soundproof wall with poop.
My boy is very smart.
He's so good at stacking things up.
Janggun did the interior in my home.
Is your dog good at anything?
The only thing she's good at
is barking loudly every night.
Why does she keep barking at night?
That's why I never get any sleep and I'm stressed.
And when my dog went to your house
to ask to keep it down,
your dog bit his face and scratched him.
Geez, what was that all about?
Quiet, you stupid girl!
The grown-ups are talking here!
Go check again.
If she's howling every night,
she might be a wolf and not a dog.
Mister, did you eat dog food for breakfast?
You're talking out of your butt.
My dog is classy!
She only eats handmade treats.
But she bit my dog.
I should give you a beating!
I should just slap you.
Want me to slap you silly?
- Hit me! / - You think I won't?
Why are you fighting over your dogs?
Would you please keep it down?
My baby just fell asleep.
- It's not like we were being that loud. / - Yeah.
You're going to wake up Snakey!
Good night!
- Snakey... / - My goodness!
(Sloppy Kung Fu)
Amongst the most fearsome martial artists,
there is a true master.
It's Sloppy Kung Fu!
Chapter 1.
Meeting.
Where is he?
Are you the Master Song Yeonggil?
I've put fighting behind me.
I've been training silently in the mountains
for 30 years now.
How did you know I was here?
I saw the flier.
Come on in.
Do you take coupons?
Get lost!
I'll pay in cash then.
Come in.
Can I get a receipt?
Get lost!
Never mind then.
Come in.
Alright.
Membership is $200.
Why is there only $50?
My parents left me a jade ring and I sold it.
That's everything I have.
Alright, I'll consider your situation
and take you as a student.
Thank you!
No time to thank me!
- Get into horse stance! / - Yes!
Get lower!
I did lower myself!
What comes next?
That was $50's worth of lessons.
Chapter 2.
Training.
This is hot sand.
I'm going to train my fingertips.
So hot!
But I have to avenge my parents!
Pain like this is nothing to me!
Are you grilling meat?
Chapter 3.
Revenge.
Hey, you!
Who are you?
You killed my father.
Kim Bokdong!
My name is Suyeong.
Oh, I'm so sorry.
Chapter 4.
Big tiger.
- Suyeong. / - Yes, master.
The full moon looks beautiful tonight.
Master, it's very cold out at night
since we're deep in the mountains.
- Let's go back inside. / - Alright.
Master! I think there's a tiger!
Don't be afraid.
That's nothing to a true martial artist.
Then I'll bring weapons!
Hey! Don't be rash.
- Master... / - Hey!
- But master... / - Quiet.
Master!
Be quiet! The tiger will hear us!
Chapter 5.
Surprise attack!
Done cleaning!
Take this!
Yes, Suyeong is the one that killed my father.
Lee Suyeong!
I'm Kim Suyeong.
I'm sorry!
Chapter 6.
Mind-reading.
- Suyeong. / - Yes, master.
It's nice to be out in town like this.
- It's very nice. / - Yes.
Try some of these apples.
Thank you.
Master.
A lot of people are after you, master.
You shouldn't eat that.
You fool!
I can read people's minds by looking into their eyes.
Her kind eyes tell me
that she's a loving mother.
So don't be worried.
I'm sorry.
Hey! You're an enemy?
I guess it's over.
Chapter 7.
The end!
That's the end of today's training.
You should tidy up.
Yes, master.
Take this!
Die!
Geez!
Fine! I killed your parents!
Now what?
From up close, I see I made a mistake.
I'm so sorry.
How many times has it been already?
This was rude of me.
If you're ever in town again, look for
Jeong Seunghwan at the house with the red door.
Jeong Seunghwan... Jeong Seunghwan, you scum!
You're the one that killed my parents!
Suyeong!
Don't forget what I taught you!
A UFO!
Now I'll really avenge my parents.
Hold it!
Look here.
Help me.
My student's enemy is my enemy too!
There's no reason for me to listen to you!
I'll set you up with my aunt that got divorced.
- A UFO! / - A UFO!
Chapter 8.
Cookie clip.
(Love Brothers)
We're dating experts, Seo Taehun...
And Lee Sejin.
My major was dating,
but I changed majors to being single.
I'm Yoo Minsang.
You look like a criminal.
Hey, stop it.
I graduated from dating and I'm married now.
I'm Park Yeongjin.
Be honest.
I bet your life is boring.
Don't be ridiculous.
Be honest. I bet your life is boring.
I have fun when I play video games at home.
- Oh, come on! / - It's a lot of fun.
- All the time. / - Have a seat.
People, with our advice
anyone can date.
Men and women are very different.
Especially when they make choices.
That's why we prepared this.
When picking out clothes,
this is what a girl does.
IU.
They'll wear whatever IU wore.
Women love wearing things
that female celebrities wear.
Right?
How about for guys?
Mannequin.
They'll just wear whatever's on the mannequin.
The exact outfit that's being displayed.
But here's what's important.
Ladies, just because you dress like IU,
doesn't mean you'll become like her.
And for guys...
Mannequins don't have big guts.
You're all really delusional.
So different.
Then.
How about when picking a body wash?
For guys...
We just get whatever's cheap.
They're all the same to us.
Here's another case.
As long as there's shampoo.
He'll wash his entire body with shampoo.
It's possible.
So what kind of body wash do women get?
For women...
They want the product to be plant-based,
gentle, bubbly,
faintly herb-scented,
with small particles that act as a scrub,
and popular on the internet
or social media because IU uses it.
They're very thorough about products
they use on their body.
Don't be ridiculous.
Guys don't wear what's on the mannequin.
Minsang, what kind of clothes do you wear?
Whatever fits.
I guess it takes you a long time to find clothes.
- It does not! / - Are there clothes that fit you?
Move it! Stop being ridiculous! Move it!
People, don't listen to them.
You can be happy all by yourself
without worrying about that stuff.
I've been saying for weeks here
that you can be happy alone,
but nothing in society has changed.
And I thought about why.
It's because I'm the only one talking about this.
It's time for all the single people to unite.
I'm going to launch
the Singles' Association of Korea! The SAK!
And I want the single people to apply.
Here are the conditions.
We accept those in their 40s and above.
- Why people in their 40s? / - Why?
People in their 20s are always dating.
We can't use them.
People in their 30s still have hope.
I used to have hope when I was in my 30s too.
That's why we'll accept people starting in their 40s!
And here are other specific conditions.
We'll find out through these questions.
If any of these apply to you, you're out.
First!
You're out if you have a crush.
Nope, we can't take people like you.
Hold your hands up.
You're out if you have a crush.
You're out if you put on perfume
or cologne before going out.
It means you have something in mind!
I'll let fabric spray like Febreze slide though.
We're human too.
Here's another one.
You're out if your mom still has hope in you.
My mom has given up all hope in me.
And here's the most important one!
Really think about this one.
If you dream of the opposite sex, you're out.
It means your subconscious still wants it!
It shouldn't even be in your dreams!
If none of these five things apply to you,
you are qualified to join.
So, what's good about joining the SAK?
- We have benefits. / - Like what?
Single people, spending your birthday alone
can be a bit sad.
Now, all single people will have joint birthdays!
November birthdays, December birthdays!
But! To prevent anything from happening,
we'll keep the guys and women separate.
I'm just making sure.
You get a wreath sent to you for special occasions.
For example, if a single person opened a business...
- We'd send them this. / - What is it?
"Be a big success and live alone forever."
"Take everything with you when you die."
These are compliments. These aren't bad things.
And let's say it's your mother's 80th birthday party.
We'll send a wreath for that too. So pretty.
"A good son that stays single
is better than 10 daughters-in-law."
It's true though, right?
We even send wreaths.
I'm waiting for you people to join.
Oh! We have special members too.
Park Hwisun, Shin Bongseon, Kim Minkyoung
and Oh Nami aren't 40 yet,
but they're on the elite course to be alone,
so we'll take them as members now.
Please call me. We can do this!
Everyone, join me! SAK!
- SAK! / - Get rid of that! Come on!
Geez! You're always doing stupid things like this!
- That's why you aren't married! / - What?
Do you really want to live like that, you fool?
- Happiness... / - That was sudden.
- So sudden. / - Comes after you get married.
Hello, I've been married for 2 years. I love my wife!
I'm Park Yeongjin.
To me, the wife is the prettiest girl in the world.
Song Joongki's wife.
- What? / - What was that?
That's how happy I am.
Before I got married and I lived alone,
I lived a very normal life.
But now, thanks to my pretty wife,
my life is like a movie.
How is my life like a movie?
Whenever my wife uses my credit card,
she's possessed by the spending god
Spending god?
It's just like "Along with the Gods."
And we live in Gangbuk,
yet she goes to department stores in Gangnam.
This is just like "My Love, Don't Cross That River."
She keeps crossing the river!
And whenever my wife cooks,
she always burns the food and it's salty.
This is just like "The War of Flowers."
Burnt and salty.
So when I just pretend to eat her food,
my wife grabs my hand and says,
"Hey! You'd better start eating for real."
What's amazing is that my wife is the star,
writer and director of this movie.
But I'm the investor.
- But I'm still so happy! / - Doesn't look like it.
- How strange. / - And another thing!
Before I got married, I liked girls
that wanted to live in the country.
But now I live with a pretty wife just like that.
The potatoes in our refrigerator
are sprouting.
And the container of kimchi
has white mold blooming!
And our balcony has 2-month-old tomatoes...
That are always surrounded by cute little fruit flies.
But what's amazing is that this morning...
I was served kimchi fried rice, potato stir-fry
and tomato juice for breakfast.
That's why I just pretended to eat it,
but my wife grabbed my hand again and said,
"Hey! You'd better start eating for real."
But I'm still so happy!
I have to get to a department store in Gangnam.
- Why? / - My wife...
Is filming the movie, "The Devil Wears Prada."
Gosh! Are you okay?
See that, everyone? We're all actually...
Very happy!
(Come On!)
5, 6, 7! Come on!
1, 2, 3...
Hello, I'm Michael!
Forget about all your stress and concerns
through exercise!
3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8.
Basic.
- Michael! / - Yes?
Someone hit my car and drove off...
- In the parking lot. / - Oh, did you catch him?
I got the security footage. I'll get him soon.
I was going to forgive him if he apologized.
- I'm so sorry. / - Huh?
Come on!
- 1, 2... / - What?
I'm forgiven!
It was Michael.
Basic. 1, 2...
- Michael! Michael! / - What is it?
- You don't have time for this. / - What is it?
Kim Jongkook opened a Tae Bo class downstairs.
- Did you see that? / - Yes.
What's wrong with that guy?
He was handing out t-shirts
and giving out discounts!
Don't be swayed and stick to this class, alright?
Yes.
Why don't you say something to Kim Jongkook?
What a crook! This isn't right.
No, just let it go.
Why are you so afraid?
- Just let it go. / - I'll go then.
- Let it go. / - I have to say something!
You'll get hurt! Just let it go!
(Kim Jongkook's Tae Bo)
Where are you off to?
- I need a bigger size. / - Why you...
Come on.
Take that off!
I can't believe you people!
5, 6, 7, 8.
Basic. 1, 2...
- Dad! / - Daddy's working. What is it?
- Were you in my room, dad? / - No.
Stop lying! Why do you keep going into my room?
What's wrong with that? I'm your father!
Why are you getting so angry?
Because you keep using my makeup!
Daddy wants to look pretty too!
Come on!
1, 2, 3, 4...
5, 6, 7, 8.
Basic. 1...
- Michael! / - Yes?
Did you escape from a zoo?
- No. / - Then what is it?
- I'm promoting a new business. / - Okay.
But I'm concerned that people aren't coming.
- Really? / - Yes.
People won't come if you promote like this.
Then what am I supposed to do?
This!
All together!
- Wait, I have to ask... / - Yes?
What is this promoting?
- Kim Jongkook's Tae Bo class! / - Dang it.
- That Kim Jongkook... / - I'm sorry.
Don't forget to attend Kim Jongkook's Tae Bo class!
(So Touching)
- Manager Jeong. / - Yeah?
Did you see that photo I sent you?
- Yeah, it was really funny. / - Right?
What's going on?
You guys have a group chat without me?
Oh, the thing is...
You made your own group chat to badmouth me!
No, sir.
We were going to invite you, chief.
Right? Well, I'm waiting for that invite.
Oh, okay.
- I invited you. / - Oh, there it is.
"Hi, guys."
Now we have to hear from him in the group chat?
Hey! Aren't you going to check what I wrote?
Come on, chief. We're right here. Just tell us.
Why would you bother sending a message?
I didn't send a message! I sent gift certificates.
Have some coffee on me.
I'm going to exit the group chat now.
"Bye-bye."
Chief!
Thank you, chief!
Should we send you a gift too?
Hey! You guys are my biggest gifts!
He's so generous!
Chief!
- Alright, back to work! / - Okay!
- It's our client, Mr. Park! / - Mr. Park!
Hello, Mr. Park.
- Mr. Park. / - Hey, Chief Song.
I read through the contract.
Yes, it's a very important deal for us.
If you just help us out...
- We'll never forget this. / - Yes.
That's to be expected.
- So I have a favor to ask you. / - What is it?
Tomorrow is my father-in-law's 80th birthday party.
I want you all there to help out.
- What? / - Pardon?
What? Don't want to?
Why isn't anyone answering me?
What's all the ruckus?
Hello, Mr. CEO.
- Oh! Hello, Mr. Park. / - Mr. Kim.
Oh, right. You have that party tomorrow.
I'll make sure to be there.
- That's just you. / - Pardon?
I asked them to help out at the party,
but they didn't even answer me.
Maybe I should think about that contract again.
Hey, you guys.
Why didn't you answer Mr. Park?
Was it such a hard question?
Tell him now!
Tell him to get lost.
Don't use my family for your family function!
What?
Mr. CEO!
Thank you for considering us as your family!
Since we're family, we'll do everything you tell us to!
Really?
Then how about a family hiking trip this weekend?
Oops!
They're like Um Honggil the hiker!
Mr. CEO, chief! We love you!
(Call Center)
Hello, I'm Jeong Haecheol.
Operator for light and long-lasting drones.
I'm Lee Hyeonjeong.
Operator for fall boots.
I'm Yang Seonil.
Operator for one-touch tents.
Buy some eggs. They're very fresh!
Ma'am, our boots are lined with fur,
so they're very warm.
If you wear them on a cold winter day...
- Your toes... / - Are four.
The four propellers make it fly really high.
The maximum height it reaches is...
8cm.
The perfect height to accentuate your figure.
Try them on.
- Your calves will be... / - Very sturdy.
These are large eggs.
Ma'am, you can make a really thick rolled eggs...
And rest your head on it to sleep.
Our tent comes with an air pillow.
And it's tiring for your boyfriend
to pitch the tent every time.
- A boyfriend like that... / - Should be replaced.
Just replace the batteries.
And our drone is very smart.
When it's low on battery, it'll fly to you and...
Peck at chicken feed.
Most chickens are raised in coops.
But our chickens ran free outside.
- Those chickens... / - Were on the runway.
They were in the 2018 fall and winter collection.
Our boots are very easy to put on as well.
- Just unzip it and... / - Lie down inside.
It's big enough to fit a family of four.
Sir, our drone is very easy to use.
- Once you get it... / - Hammer some stakes in...
- Put it in the boot... / - And boil it.
These are very rich in protein.
Sir, try taking your wife camping
and sleep in our tent.
It's very cozy. In the morning, your wife will...
Lay eggs.
These eggs were laid fresh this morning.
Ma'am,
I'm sure your husband wants you to cook breakfast.
- Just take an egg to your husband... / - And throw it.
The tent will pitch itself automatically.
And wild boars and snakes will stay away...
- From our tent because of... / - The foot odor.
But our boots are ventilated very well,
so it won't have the foot odor.
It'll smell like rotten eggs!
See? Our eggs don't smell at all.
Ma'am, it can be embarrassing to remove
your boots because your feet might smell.
- But if you remove our boots... / - You'll be arrested.
So only fly your drone in permitted areas.
Ma'am, buy a pair today.
If you buy today, for when your heels get bloody...
We'll throw in super glue.
- And for insoles... / - We'll throw in chicken breast.
- To match with your boots... / - We'll throw in a pot.
Alright, ma'am...
Thank you for your purchase.
(The Everything Show)
The amazing show starts now!
Introducing the opening show!
They're a very hot act! Feats of strength!
Hello.
We've been practicing feats of strength for 10 years.
- I'm Gupal! / - And I'm Chilsip.
Gupal and Chilsip!
We are not here to sell things.
- Keyboards for sale! / - Oh, no.
They're wireless and very convenient.
- Buy one please. / - Hey!
What are you doing?
It's not like that.
You fool!
It's a foldable keyboard.
Very convenient, isn't it?
For the feat of strength we'll show you...
This pumpkin will be smashed by stomach.
- You're amazing, Chilsip! / - Gupal will do it!
- What? / - Huh?
- Chilsip... / - Yeah?
I can't do this.
Geez... Do you want to do this
or be my boyfriend?
Then I'll do it.
Alright, good.
Gupal did it!
Hey! Gupal, how did you do it?
- We have belts with big buckles too! / - Good!
Hey! You can't sell stuff here!
Oh, come on. Just buy one.
I don't need one! Get out!
Geez... Hey! Tie him up!
- Yes, Chilsip. / - Tie me up?
Hey! What is this?
- You can't move now. / - Hey, Mr. Host.
You have a really sexy body.
How about you come and work for us?
Forget it! Just leave!
Come backstage if you want to buy something!
Introducing the next show!
- The next show... / - ♪ One more bottle please ♪
♪ Good-bye, there goes my figure ♪
Who are you?
I want to put on a show too.
Oh, come on!
- I can do this! Let me put on a show! / - Get out!
Security!
Who are you?
Come with me.
What's your deal?
Time to put my fists to work.
Here I go!
Freeze!
(Martial artists Baek Jaeu and Park Gyutae)
Excuse me.
Hold on.
You didn't really do anything.
The other guys did the hard stuff!
All you did was go, "Chwa, chwa!"
Get out of here!
Introducing the next show!
We have some amazing guys on our show!
The Three Fat Tenors!
♪ Got kicked out of the mart for abusing free samples ♪
How embarrassing.
♪ I hate money, I hate honor ♪
♪ Because you can't eat them ♪
That's true. You can't eat that.
I hate things you can't eat.
- Yeah. / - I hate that too.
♪ I'm hungry ♪
♪ Look at me, I keep eating ♪
♪ Tell me that I eat a lot ♪
You eat a lot.
- You eat a lot. / - You eat so much bread.
Just add sugar.
Wow, on that?
♪ Sounds good ♪
♪ I want something spicy ♪
Spicy food...
Something spicy.
- Like spicy rice cakes. / - Yeah!
Just dump a bag of sugar on spicy rice cakes.
What's that like?
♪ I'm hungry ♪
♪ Sounds good ♪
♪ I'm hungry, sounds good, I want some ♪
♪ Oh, Korean beef, oh, Korean beef ♪
That's really Korean beef!
That tastes great dipped in salt.
You're supposed to dip it in sugar!
Why would you dip beef in sugar?
♪ I'm hungry ♪
Make some noise!
♪ If you love someone, are you loved? ♪
♪ If you have money, are you successful? ♪
♪ I know the answers ♪
♪ Money doesn't mean success ♪
- ♪ Give me chicken ♪ / - Huh?
- What about me? / - This side!
- ♪ Give me chicken ♪ / - Wow!
♪ Give me chicken too ♪
♪ Give me chicken ♪
♪ Grab a chicken and listen to me ♪
♪ We have to eat ♪
♪ We can't become skinny ♪
♪ Let's eat some chicken ♪
When? When?
Let's go!
♪ Let's eat some chicken ♪
(Ms. Shin)
This is Sunny of Shin TV!
Just ask me anything if you have any questions.
- Ms. Shin. / - Yeah?
You started an internet stream?
Yeah! Director Jang, I have to keep up with
the times and do stuff like this.
Director Jang, I'll promote our drama. Say hello.
- Hello... Ms. Shin. / - Yeah?
You have zero viewers.
- Zero? / - Yes.
My goodness.
So I've been talking to myself for the last 3 hours?
Wow... That's a true one-person broadcast.
Well, can you at least like and subscribe?
- I'll do that right now. / - Yeah.
Hello, director.
- Taehun! / - Hi.
I heard you have to do all your scenes today...
- Because you have a gig tomorrow. / - Oh, that.
I'll be giving my testimony at church tomorrow
and tomorrow evening, I'm going to
Lotus Lantern Festival held at a Buddhist temple.
Wow, you're the best at practicing every religion.
- You two should rehearse. / - Okay.
Taehun!
So what does that make your religion?
I don't have a religion.
I only believe in myself.
Gosh, that's remarkable!
Then can I believe in you too?
I'm going to start going to church tomorrow.
Goodness, I didn't mean to convert him.
- Ms. Shin. / - Yeah?
- Can you help me with my acting? / - Sure!
What's the scene today?
It's a story about love and music
between band members.
Band members?
What are you doing?
This is harder than it looks.
- I just got into character. / - I'll get started then.
We don't have much time until the band competition.
- Let's hear what you've practiced. / - Alright.
No, no, no.
Again.
No!
You'd better get your head on straight!
Did you just yell at me?
Listen. I'm not saying this as your boyfriend.
I'm saying this as the leader of this band.
Forget this. I quit music!
And love.
♪ Now, even if I'm in love ♪
♪ I can't love ♪
♪ Even when I miss her ♪
♪ I can't see you ♪
♪ So that I don't waver ♪
♪ When I get drunk ♪
I'll be by your side.
- I'm sorry. / - What is it?
What? What?
I think I sang off key.
Taehun!
Singing on key isn't important!
You're supposed to captivate the people!
I'm so hot and worked up right now!
Can you captivate me?
- I'll try to sing on key. / - So much for that.
I'm sorry, but...
- Can we try it again? / - Yeah!
I'll be by your side.
Hold on.
You and music are a lot alike, Taehun.
I want to know more.
Oh, a repeat sign.
Ms. Shin.
It says you just sing in the script.
There is no repeat sign.
My goodness! I got a bit too into it!
- I just sing? / - Yes.
- Sing as you hold back tears. / - Goodness!
How do I sing as I hold back tears?
Like this?
♪ Now, even if I'm in love ♪
It's an exciting song.
♪ I want to be a celebrity ♪
Ms. Shin!
Hi, Nami.
The director wants you.
Really? Thank you, Ms. Shin.
Taehun... Taehun!
Ms. Shin, they were selling roasted sweet potatoes,
so I got some for you.
Roasted sweet potatoes?
- They're selling those already? / - Yes.
I love these.
Ow, that's hot! So hot!
My goodness... These are too hot to eat!
Did you pull these out of lava?
Ms. Shin...
- Can you help me with my acting? / - Geez...
Go ahead and run your mouth.
Hot! Hot!
Hey! Stop overreacting!
Why are you making such a big fuss?
Well...
It's just that these are so hot.
- I have trouble with hot... / - Ms. Shin, it was a line.
Goodness, hey!
Gosh, you sounded so disrespectful
that you got me all scared.
Gosh, that got me upset.
- Keep running your mouth. / - Yes.
Hey! Stop overreacting!
Why are you making such a big fuss?
You know you're bad at your job.
Why don't you just find a different job?
Miss...
You know my situation.
How could you tell me to leave?
Please forgive me.
Forgive you?
I don't need the likes of you anymore,
so get out.
Get out!
Miss...
I won't stand for this any longer.
I won't take this.
- Goodness, hey! / - Yes?
Didn't you see me pound on your chest?
- Goodness, hey! / - Yes?
Did I hit you that hard?
Someone might think you got hit by King Kong.
Gosh, young people these days are so scary.
- So scary! / - I'm sorry.
- Goodness, hey! / - Yes?
Didn't you see me hit you several times?
Hello.
Let's check in live with these drama actors.
Looks like they opened a business behind us.
It's an air dancer.
- It's me. / - Oh, it's Nami.
- Wow, you have 20,000 viewers. / - 20,000?
Here's a veteran actress.
- Say hello. / - Sure.
- Hi... / - Hello, I'm Oh Nami!
I hope you all tune into our drama tonight!
Don't miss it! Bye!
Hi... Goodness!
- Did you end the broadcast? / - Yes.
Gosh! I'm going to end your life!
Ms. Shin!
(Momentary Home Shopping)
This is Momentary Home Shopping with Lee Munjae
and we'll start now.
The product I'd like to show you today
is this door lock.
We've brought in the developer, CEO Yoo Minsang.
Hello! Our lock is very safe!
Yoo Minsang's lock
has an automated voice
that can help the elderly
and children open it easily.
Allow me to demonstrate.
- Very nice. / - Take a look.
- Please enter the pass-code. / - Nice.
6687.
Your pass-code is 6687. The door is unlocked.
Wait a second!
- This is... / - How's that?
We can't have that announced for everyone to hear.
That's why our lock comes with a card key as well.
Right, that's better.
You all know how to use one, right?
- Take a look. / - Alright.
What?
- And that's all you need to do. / - Hold on.
You can use any card to do that.
- That's why it's surprising. / - Very surprising.
Let's bring in homemaker Kim Suyeong
and talk to him about our product.
Come on out.
Hello, I'm homemaker Kim Suyeong.
I put Yoo Minsang's lock on my safe.
Now my precious assets are protected.
Hey, what is that?
What's that? What's coming out from there?
Hey!
What are you doing down there?
- It's mine! / - What?
Hey! Look at this... Let me close this.
Is this the idea he came up with?
Let us tell you more about our product.
With automated locks, there's a risk of your
pass-code being leaked or you might lose...
- Your card key. / - Right.
But Yoo Minsang's lock has a recognition function.
Right.
There are face scanners these days.
I already have it all set up.
I just put my face near here.
It's very simple. Look.
- This is not a human face. / - Hold on.
Hold on. What's wrong with this thing?
That's not right. Hold on.
- Something went wrong. / - Let's try this photo.
- The door is unlocked. / - Huh?
- It worked. / - A photo shouldn't work.
It properly recognized him.
That's not a photo of me!
It's Minsang's ID photo.
It is not!
That's not important.
I'll try a fingerprint scan.
I'll just put my thumb here.
- Fingerprint scan complete. / - Yes.
You have wired $300,000 to Mr. Lee Munjae.
What is this about? I wired him money?
What's that paper you're looking at?
- Thank you so much! / - For what?
- No, give that back to me. / - Thank you.
No, no.
With Yoo Minsang's lock,
it has a cutting edge security system
unlike other locks.
- Nice. / - Don't be surprised.
Take a look. This is the system.
Take a look.
What's all this? It goes up to 194?
If you don't enter the pass-code in 5 seconds...
- The door will lock forever. / - Hold on.
How do you get to all these buttons?
- That's why it's an amazing product. / - It sure is.
Let's bring in a consumer and hear his review.
Come on out.
Hello, I'm Jeong Haecheol.
I'm 33 years old and I live in Dangsan.
Yoo Minsang's lock placed 1st in a recent survey.
- Easiest lock to pick for thieves. / - What?
Still unsure about buying Yoo Minsang's lock?
Think about it some more.
What?
Yoo Minsang's lock is very secure.
Nobody can get in.
I haven't seen my wife at home for a year already.
I don't think that's my fault.
- What do I do now, Minsang? / - But...
What was that?
What was that about? Was it an act?
Let's cut to a quick commercial break.
Man... I have overtime again.
♪ Everyone is tired and busy ♪
♪ Do you really need caffeine? ♪
♪ This doesn't have any of that stuff ♪
♪ It's a great drink ♪
When you're fatigued, Yoo Minsang's lock.
Geez... Hey!
You...
Get back here!
Don't you all want one, people?
Please call now.
This has been Yoo Minsang's dried fish.
It's a lock!
Geez!
(Pigeon Magic Troupe)
They're here to make up for their dark pasts.
Introducing Mr. Gwon of the Pigeon Magic Troupe!
Want a beating?
Hello.
I'm Magician Gwon Jaegwan.
Before I show you my amazing trick...
I'll show you a simple trick using this scarf.
There's red cloth and blue cloth.
I'll fold this like this and...
Abra... Abra... Abracadabra!
It's not over yet. Not yet.
There's nothing in this sack.
Now I'll put this in this sack.
Shall we all say the magic word together?
1, 2, 3.
Abracadabra!
Oh, come on!
I have that trick prop too!
They always act like the simple tricks are hard!
Every time!
That was an easy trick, right?
- You, sir. You're such a good talker. / - No...
Let's bring you up on stage.
You could be a lawyer. You sure can talk.
That trick was easy.
Alright, I'll do a different trick
for this member of the audience.
- Get in there. / - Yes.
Stand there and relax.
- Are you nervous? / - Not at all.
- Don't be nervous. / - Okay.
Alright.
Here we go.
Something surprising will happen.
Abra...
Abra... Abra...
Cadabra!
Hold on! Hold on!
Surprising, right? Surprising, right?
What is it?
- Want me to take these too? / - No...
- Then go sit down. / - Can I get my clothes?
- Amazing, right? Applause! / - Applause!
It's time for the highlight of our show.
I hope you all enjoyed Halloween.
I'll make a figure that's perfect for Halloween.
Right here.
We have the legs.
Now the torso.
Let's put the torso on.
Like that. And...
We have the head.
It's a scary head,
and we'll put it up here.
Boy, that's scary.
Let's move this to the side.
Now let's open the box.
As you can see, there's nothing in the box.
Now...
I'll place the figure in the box.
Stand up straight. It's okay.
Stand up straight. There you go.
Now we'll close the doors.
We're closing the doors.
Alright... It's time to see something surprising.
I want you all to say the magic word
on the count of 3.
1, 2, 3!
Abracadabra!
Open the doors!
Abracadabra!
Amazing, right?
And that's not all.
In case you're suspicious...
I'll remove the head.
The head came off.
Nobody there, right?
Boss, I'm right here.
Amazing, right? Applause!